Monday Morning Commute: I Will Shoot You In The Face

This is the week before we all put on seven-hundred and fifty-five pounds at Thanksgiving. And then spend a trillion, zillion dollars on sweet stuff we probably don’t need. I want a pony.

Monday Morning Commute. Every Monday I’m going to detail the various things I’m either currently or will be watching, reading, playing, and listening to in the next seven days. It’s Monday. You’ve got a long week of school, work, or compulsive masturbation to get through. Tell me the arts that you’re indulging in, to stave off suicide.

Playing / Modern Warfare 2

Does it boggle your mind to hear that all I’m doing is pretty much playing Modern Warfare 2 these days? Like, no, seriously, I’m spending all my free time doing it. And I’m not even good! I can’t explain how much fun I have at failing. At being demoralized by twelve year-old kids that spit hot fire with machine guns and then giggle at their headshots of me with cracking voices.

If you play MW2 look me up on Xbox Live under “Caffeine Power”, because those fucks wouldn’t give me enough characters for “Caffeine Powered”. Son of a bitches.

And sadly, that’s all I’m really doing right now. I finished The Brothers Karamazov, I’m watching the same old shit, and what am I listening to? A slush of crappy hip-hop and prog/heavy/death metal that you’ll just post condescending comments about.

What are you pig fuckers doing?