Dope Ass Mass Effect 2 Collector’s Edition Exposes Me For the Hypocrite I Am

Ah, to write continuously without thinking much about the words you’re puking onto the inter-pagez. Occasionally you contradict yourself. A lot. I like to pretend that I’m not a slut for pre-order swag, or collector’s editions. But then one of my cum magnets – you know, movies, video games, or books that draws the semen from my penis like venom from a wound – shows me their super ballin’ fresh fly collector’s edition. And I jizm. Behold the MASS EFFECT 2 SUPAR COLLECTOR’S EDITION.

Via Kotaku:

Electronic Arts plans to ship a “limited quantity” of Mass Effect 2 Collectors’ Editions when the space role-playing game hits the PC and Xbox 360 in late January.

The collector’s edition will come in a tin case and include the game, a 48-page hardcover “Art of Mass Effect 2” book, Issue 1 of the Mass Effect Redemption comic book, and a bonus DVD with behind-the-scenes and making-of videos.

The $69.99 edition of the game will also include unique in-game weapons and armor.

Argh! Fap, fap, fap! I can’t help it. I love Mass Effect 2 more than I do caffeine and that’s saying something. If I had to choose between giving up Diet Mountain Dew and never playing Mass Effect 2, I’d bid adieu to the Dew and play Mass Effect 2 until I went into withdrawal-induced seizures.