Monday Morning Commute: Octoberfeasts, Gaming Overload, Naked Lithgow

Halloween is fucking done! Now what? Eh! We kill time until we eat ourselves fucking sick. And then we’re like “Oh yeah, and we’re thankful and shit. For commercialism and reality television and killing the Native Americans with ratty towels and shit.”

Monday Morning Commute. Every Monday I’m going to detail the various things I’m either currently or will be watching, reading, playing, and listening to in the next seven days. It’s Monday. You’ve got a long week of school, work, or compulsive masturbation to get through. Tell me the arts that you’re indulging in, to stave off suicide.

Playing / Too Many Fucking Things

I have far too many games to be playing right now. Like woah, or maybe even a holy shit. I’m still playing Borderlands. Sort of. Kind of. And then, of course, I’m rocking my death knight in WoW. What a douchebag I am. And then I picked up the new Ratchet and Clank game. Traded in NHL 10 to do so, sorry Ben. I realized that trying to play sport games was impossible at this point in my life. Leave it for the young people and those who aren’t mentally challenge. Byah!

Watching / Dexter, season four

I have always enjoyed me some Dexter. But this season really hit its stride for me when they began showing more of the Trinity Killer. I mean, the dude is the fucking creepiest guy ever. Lithgow’s face itself oozes creepy. Fuck Paranormal Activity, staring at Lithgow’s ass has kept me up all night.

Reading / OCTOBERFEAST

I just want to give some cheap publicity to my brother. He pulled off something I could only imagine doing, and even then, I struggle at fathoming. Despite being a student teacher, and a student himself, he managed to post thirty-one fucking awesome articles all during October. If you haven’t read them, you can still save your unworthy ass. It’s a monument to perseverance, oddity, and awesomeness.

What are you dbags doing this week?