Friday – Weekend In Cow Country

A final post before a weekend in Cow Country. Or as I call it, “The Great Unblemished.” Far away from the mega-malls and the sprawling vomited forth bastard of the land big box superdepartmentatrons.

I’ll be shaking from withdrawal with the internets by early evening. No 3G network! No continuous opening of Word Press! OMFG. I can’t surf the stream unlimited for nine hours, posting random posts brimming with uber-vulgarity! I’m not kidding, it’s going to be difficult.

I wanted to let the four people who regularly check this site that Mr. Caffeine isn’t going anywhere, and will be ready to smash decency with his blunt-force obscenity come Monday evening.

Until then, I leave you, and Omega Level in the capable but neglectful hands of Pepsibones.

You’re all fucked.