Tricia Helfer is Determined to Keep Nerds Orgasming

Oh Blizzcon, you continue to amaze me. Not only have you given me news on the next World of Warcraft expansion, and videos of Diablo 3, but now you’ve simply topped yourself. Apparently Tricia Helfer, known to nerds around the world as Six, is going to voice some bad-ass queen-lady named Kerrigan in Starcraft 2. I’ve never played Starcraft, nor read the thousands of novels and works of brilliant fanfiction, so when I read she was going to voice someone, I was like, oh, cool…Now what the fuck is a Queen of Blade? But then I consulted my friend Wikipedia, and dude hooked it up as usual:

Sarah Louise Kerrigan, the self-styled Queen of Blades, is a major character and the predominant antagonist in Blizzard Entertainment’s StarCraft series of video games and novels.

Well then! Yeah, I’m still lost. Let’s be honest though, who fucking cares? I was teetering on buying Starcraft 2 anyways, because of my crackhead addiction to everything Blizzard. But those bastards are good, and now they’ve really snared me. The mellifluous tones of Ms. Helfer cackling as some hot evil alien? Again? How the fuck can I say no to that?